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Old 04-04-2008, 07:55 PM   #1
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How many twfer's it takes to change a light bulb
one to change it

1 sleeper red to tell us how he rode 1,200 miles to get it and 1,400 to bring it back

1 gasman to show us how to polish and chrome said light bulbs

1 rae to lock the thread cause the bulb looks like a bewb

1 ebbs and 1 ceo to state how nice the light bulb is and to compare it to the others bewbies they have seen

1 playfulgod to post a smiley because he doesn't know anything about lightbulbs

1 kyle to remind us how gay lights are anyways

1 psychochild to remind us we all suck cause are light bulbs arent in tennesse

1 trip to post pictures of his light bulb on the dragon, over and over, again, reminding us how much our light bulbs suck cause they arnt in TN

another ebbs to comment on how they dont even have light bulbs in the sand box

95 twfer's to send him a box of light bulbs

1 otb to remind us what life was like before light bulbs

25 posts on how a light bulb is still faster then a busa and that all busa suck cause they arent faster then light

4 newbs to state they actually went faster then the speed of light on there new busa
oldy but goody
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Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:00 AM   #2
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I remember rolling reading that when I was in Kuwait... and people looking at me wierd
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:04 PM   #3
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How bout now??? still look at ya wierd don't they.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:06 PM   #4
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How bout now??? still look at ya wierd don't they.
ya i think people just look at you weird because you are weird, ebbs.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:44 PM   #5
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I reiterate, I have no issue with bewbs!! It was the other sight that was attention getting!!! Just like a guy, only seeing the bewbs!!
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:24 PM   #6
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I love the part about PG putting a smiley because he doesn't know anything about lightbulbs.
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:26 PM   #7
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this joke is from the "other" place and was when everyone was getting alond, kinda funny how most are still dead on...
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:40 PM   #8
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Never read it.
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:29 PM   #9
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the new busa IS faster than light-i know, ive seen it
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:45 PM   #10
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cept it's korea and not the desert now
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