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Old 12-04-2009, 11:21 AM   #111
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Perfect... Stunning... Absolutely gorgeous...


Really, i'd love to see the wives of all you guys who comment on women like this. I'm sure some of them are pretty, but im willing to bet they've got nothing on her.
This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:26 AM   #112
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This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.
Well I can't argue with this.
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:27 AM   #113
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You know that Valentino Rossi? I don't like how he rides. I know a few guys locally, I like how they ride better.

Here's my buddy Jeff on his Goldwing,

See how he uses all of the road and hustles that big bike through there?

This douchenozzle shouldn't even be on a bike, look how much smaller it is. Not real world AT ALL!
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:30 AM   #114
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You know that Valentino Rossi? I don't like how he rides. I know a few guys locally, I like how they ride better.

Here's my buddy Jeff on his Goldwing,

See how he uses all of the road and hustles that big bike through there?

This douchenozzle shouldn't even be on a bike, look how much smaller it is. Not real world AT ALL!
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:31 AM   #115
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Funny I almost posted the same shit.
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:31 AM   #116
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Funny I almost posted the same shit.
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:35 AM   #117
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This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.

I'll take the runway model over her....

I prefer this over both of them though:
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:36 AM   #118
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I'll take the runway model over her....

I prefer this over both of them though:
You fap to whatever you want but I have to ask, are you a Catholic priest by chance?
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You fap to whatever you want but I have to ask, are you a Catholic priest by chance?

Are you trying to say Trish Stratus looks like a fucking boy? You need your man card revoked, permanently...
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Are you trying to say Trish Stratus looks like a fucking boy? You need your man card revoked, permanently...
From the shoulders to the waist. She has a stunning face though.
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