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Old 01-15-2010, 07:09 PM   #1
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Default This is Ground Contol to MAJ TODD

Just wanted to be the first person to say that.

Carry on.

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Old 01-16-2010, 08:57 AM   #2
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There is only one way to respond to this thread and I shall be the one that does it right
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:16 AM   #3
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Did you see that kids? That's exactly why you shouldn't do coke. You never know how it was smuggled in.

And as for you, TWF's newest member MAJ TODD....

Thanks a lot for backing me up here, buddy. You could have spared us all a cocaine farting video from Paul, but no, you just left us twisting in the wind. Well nobody leaves Jesus hanging out to dry, (well, OK, technically that's not true, but still...)

You better be a real astronaut, or I'm going to be pissed.

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Old 01-16-2010, 09:39 AM   #4
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David Bowie was in love with Major Tom.

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I recall the Italians were the last to do so. How does your church repay you? Build their capital in Italy. I guess nobody likes you, really.

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Old 01-16-2010, 09:49 AM   #5
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David Bowie was in love with Major Tom.
Turns out his spaceship didn't know which way to go after all, so it went both ways.


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I recall the Italians were the last to do so. How does your church repay you? Build their capital in Italy. I guess nobody likes you, really.

Bullshit. I'm huge in Japan.

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Old 01-16-2010, 12:15 PM   #6
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:44 PM   #7
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