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Old 02-02-2010, 05:04 PM   #11
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1. missouri compromise

This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.
Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:05 PM   #12
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I just looked it up. It means KING OF THE INTERNET.
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:07 PM   #13
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I was going to make an entry for it but you had to put synonyms and shit.
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:17 PM   #14
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Missouri compromise....
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Old 02-02-2010, 06:20 PM   #15
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4. Karl

Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners
Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!

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5. Karl

A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.
Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant

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Hot Carl

FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.
bitch open your mouth so i can give you a hot carl.

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Ugh fucking gross.
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Old 02-02-2010, 07:45 PM   #17
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Missouri compromise....
I knew a girl who did that.
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Old 02-02-2010, 08:43 PM   #18
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1. hugh

being way cooler and/or better than any one else, ever
It's not Hugh's fault he's better than everyone, he just is.

2. Hugh

A god-like creature of supreme intelligence and beauty.
That man is so Hugh.
man god amazing beautiful genius


3. hugh

Being Hugh is referring to the size of one's penis. A Hugh person will have a penis length greater than 10 inches.
This use of Hugh is used worldwide, although it is mostly dedicated to Glasgow and the surrounding areas.
That person is Hugh.
Wow, i wish i was Hugh.
Being Hugh is great!

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Old 02-02-2010, 09:41 PM   #19
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1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"


2. James

A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!


3. James

Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
James: "A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite" - Damn Straight!


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Old 02-02-2010, 09:43 PM   #20
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2. cory


The real deal.
I want to be a cory.

3. Cory


Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When cory walks by girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel.
"Omg I was walking down the hall today and Cory said hi to me, i threw up on myself and then cried for 20 minutes"

"Yo dude did you see that guy, no homo but i wanna be just like him, he is a cory"

"Fat puerto man, I will lick your butt just to get with that Cory!!!"

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