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Old 04-05-2010, 07:26 PM   #21
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Bacon? Fuck that shit.

I would if it wasn't frowned upon.


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Old 04-05-2010, 07:56 PM   #22
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I'm sorry, did you just admit to being female?

Perhaps I could offer you a soy burger.

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Old 04-05-2010, 10:45 PM   #23
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Bacon? Fuck that shit.
Blasphemy!!!

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Old 04-05-2010, 11:47 PM   #24
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I'm sorry, did you just admit to being female?

Perhaps I could offer you a soy burger.

eXACTLY... wtf!!!

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Old 04-06-2010, 09:51 AM   #25
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Oh don't get me wrong, I love pork. I love pork chops and rib tip and even a nice pork roast, but no bacon for me. It's too salty and well... fatty. I also don't like the way my piss smells after eating bacon. Makes my piss smell like... bacon.
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Old 04-06-2010, 10:15 AM   #26
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Oh don't get me wrong, I love pork. I love pork chops and rib tip and even a nice pork roast, but no bacon for me. It's too salty and well... fatty. I also don't like the way my piss smells after eating bacon. Makes my piss smell like... bacon.
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Old 04-06-2010, 12:10 PM   #27
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mmmm bacon! smoked Maple bacon is awesome!
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