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Old 08-21-2010, 07:28 AM   #1
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Default Best GNR cover EVER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUmCat6TlfE
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 08-21-2010, 08:58 AM   #2
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That was excellent!

I'm going to use this video to strip the varnish off of old furniture.

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That was excellent!

I'm going to use this video to strip the varnish off of old furniture.

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I tested it on forearm and by touching the speaker while it was playing it I was able to remove the hair.
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Old 08-21-2010, 09:26 AM   #4
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"I've been working to restore my 1948 Chevy Pickup for two years now, but that stubborn rust just wouldn't go away. After 6 minutes of Sweet Child O' Mine, the rust was gone! Thanks Pauldun!"

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"I used to hate trips to the abortion clinic, but after just three minutes of Sweet Child, I am now barren for life!"

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Old 08-21-2010, 01:15 PM   #7
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Axl is in talks with these guys to tour next year.
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Old 08-21-2010, 03:32 PM   #8
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Holy shit. They're Brazilian. I don't know what to say. Brazilians are supposed to have rhythm. What the fuck was that? The guitarist clearly thinks time is a magazine.

I may have to renounce my citizenship.

Fuck that. My sister knows Lula. Maybe I can get these clowns deported to Finland.
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Wow, thats fucking horrible!
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Gave me a chuckle.
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