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Old 12-16-2010, 10:52 AM   #1
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Old 12-16-2010, 10:57 AM   #2
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:01 AM   #3
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:01 AM   #4
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:10 AM   #5
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now this is a guy who knows how to take a job loss instyle. love it. much better then take two beers and jump although that was not bad either.
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:12 AM   #6
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:14 AM   #7
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The best part...

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“Honestly, I am disgusted, ” said Irene Rider, 59, from Gary, Indiana. “I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off. And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmas time.”
Any other time... like Easter, New Years, birthdays... random Wednesdays it's completely appropriate to tell your kid to fuck off.
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:16 AM   #8
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Any other time... like Easter, New Years, birthdays... random Wednesdays it's completely appropriate to tell your kid to fuck off.
as children age you will think that a true statement. LOL
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:39 AM   #9
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Old 12-16-2010, 12:07 PM   #10
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Any other time... like Easter, New Years, birthdays... random Wednesdays it's completely appropriate to tell your kid to fuck off.
beat me to it, the phrase is in my clipboard now, glad i scrolled down to see if anyone else caught it.
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