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Old 12-19-2010, 07:09 PM   #21
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Multiple family gatherings this week - I too will be three sheets to the f*cking wind asap
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Old 12-19-2010, 07:43 PM   #22
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One christmas down. Not sure on how many to go.
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Old 12-19-2010, 08:32 PM   #23
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fuck christmas.
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Old 12-19-2010, 09:18 PM   #24
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Us Jews down south do a ride on Christmas morning.

South Fla style
Not Jewish, but I like your style woman!
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Old 12-19-2010, 10:33 PM   #25
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fuck christmas.
you'd think the pine needles would chafe...
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Old 12-19-2010, 10:49 PM   #26
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you'd think the pine needles would chafe...
Let's ask Tommy, or any of our other medical personnel. I'm sure they have some interesting stories to share on the matter.
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Old 12-19-2010, 11:14 PM   #27
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Dammit. I can't do this. Every family gathering I have i'm driving my daughter to and from
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Old 12-20-2010, 01:54 AM   #28
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Ontwo. Get a date and have her dd. FTW

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I have another xmas done. Didn't even get a damn buzz. Too much gg on, not as boring side of the family, wasn't sitting as much, ate more food, etc. Oh well. Either way it wasn't as painfull

Further, my 15yr old BIL now says he wants me drunk all the time. I guess I'm way cooler tt way. IDK abt all that thought. Perhaps bad source.
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