Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-28-2011, 01:48 PM   #21
Apoc
For Science. You Monster.
 
Apoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
Posts: 3,546
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by azoomm View Post
As long as you don't look at their teeth you'll be fine... the boobs might be a genetic distraction

I dunno. Willy's bitch gots some nice teeths too.
__________________
Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female).

And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.
Apoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 01:58 PM   #22
Fleck750
Spiker bike
 
Fleck750's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
Posts: 1,629
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Seriously, why hasn't England run off these lazy worthless assholes yet? I would be pissed if I was English and we still supported a douche Monarchy that adds absolutely no value. Fuck the royal family, that's the official TWFix position.
And like our own gov't isn't a bunch of blood sucking worthless POS's? At least they put on show worth watching every now and then.
__________________
I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown
Fleck750 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:15 PM   #23
azoomm
moderator chick

 
azoomm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Apoc View Post
I dunno. Willy's bitch gots some nice teeths too.
She has a LOT of teeth....
__________________
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

Come Play at the Track!!

http://www.elitetrackdays.com
azoomm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:24 PM   #24
Apoc
For Science. You Monster.
 
Apoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
Posts: 3,546
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by azoomm View Post
She has a LOT of teeth....
Bitch is sexy... I'd do very bad things to her.
__________________
Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female).

And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.
Apoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:46 PM   #25
defector
My balls, your chin
 
defector's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
Posts: 1,917
Default

Aren't royals pure bloods via generations of cousin fucking?
In England cousin fuckers could be royalty.
America cousin fuckers could be from shitville.
__________________
Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.
defector is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 03:05 PM   #26
Porkchop
125GP Champion
 
Porkchop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Worthington, OH
Moto: Empty Garage
Posts: 3,418
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smileyman View Post
Amen seconded. Blue blood gravy boat boy is non of my interest. Even Kate is boringly bland.
Boringly bland, and I would still fuck the hell out of her....
__________________
*Coming soon?
2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold
1984 Honda VF500F - Sold
1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold
Porkchop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 03:55 PM   #27
fnfalman
Europhile
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
Posts: 1,875
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Porkchop View Post
Boringly bland, and I would still fuck the hell out of her....
You'd fuck a snake if somebody were to hold down its head.
__________________
Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride

fnfalman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 06:15 PM   #28
Trip
Hold mah beer!
 
Trip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleck750 View Post
And like our own gov't isn't a bunch of blood sucking worthless POS's? At least they put on show worth watching every now and then.
Yeah, but our worthless sons a bitches serve a point, at least in title they have a job and purpose. They also have tremedous swing over our lives with their votes.

The monarchy title is absolutely meaningless. They are completely and utterly devoid of any meaning or purpose.
Trip is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 06:38 PM   #29
tommymac
Moto GP Star
 
tommymac's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 11,022
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Yeah, but our worthless sons a bitches serve a point, at least in title they have a job and purpose. They also have tremedous swing over our lives with their votes.

The monarchy title is absolutely meaningless. They are completely and utterly devoid of any meaning or purpose.
they are all figureheads now anyway. I am curoious as to where their money comes from now.

but we have the hiltons and kardashians here, get paid millions and serve no real purpose.
tommymac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 06:40 PM   #30
Apoc
For Science. You Monster.
 
Apoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
Posts: 3,546
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Yeah, but our worthless sons a bitches serve a point, at least in title they have a job and purpose.
.

Yet how many have done any military service like William and Harry?
__________________
Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female).

And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.
Apoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:59 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.