Study confurms what men already knew

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

Josh, if that's your wife, she's a very pretty lady.

[Kaneman]

Originally Posted by smileyman

Wives love to give head...but mainly to their lovers and not their husbands. Oops did I say that out loud?

Take heed fellas, if you're a pussy your wife is going to find someone to blow who actually has a cock.

Originally Posted by Avatard

The reason given for the cheating is usually that the husband wasn't giving her much attention, when in reality, he was being too nice, and not exciting enough.

This is usually why "exciting" sex (Anal, Oral) is reserved for the lover...who is usually a "bad boy" and actually treats her like shit.

Women are so fucked up, they make male humans look nice.

There's a difference between treating them like shit and using some authority, putting a little bass in your voice, and leaving red marks on her ass when she gets out of line. You don't have to treat a woman like shit to get her to blow you like a bad boy...you just have to get slightly primitive.

Originally Posted by Tmall

I've stopped licking the pussy unless I'm getting a blow job. I enjoy it and all, but fuck that if you're not going to reciprocate.

Mmmmm....pussy.....wait, what?

Originally Posted by Avatard

Josh, if that's your wife, she's a very pretty lady.

Yes indeed. She could also kick most of the men's asses I know in a street fight.

[smileyman]

Point being I dont need my wife to give me head, I can always find some other guys wife or girlfriend.

[tallywacker]

Originally Posted by Avatard

'Cuz it's true.

The thing I love about this particular dynamic?

The reason given for the cheating is usually that the husband wasn't giving her much attention, when in reality, he was being too nice, and not exciting enough.

This is usually why "exciting" sex (Anal, Oral) is reserved for the lover...who is usually a "bad boy" and actually treats her like shit.

Women are so fucked up, they make male humans look nice.

[Avatard]

Though I gotta say, I'm considering trying it.

I've dated everything from conservative to wild, and I've even gotten some good girls to do some rather bad things ...but I digress.

I am still amazed to learn of the things that women are capable of. Truly.

Men can never hope to be as cunning, vengeful, evil, or hurtful...to their families, siblings, children, and even to each other. Even in terms of kink, they top us.

I used to think men (especially with all the porn and shit that I know goes on in my typical guy head) were more pervy than women. That's what society, TV, and all media tells us. Not a chance. Nope. There's far more women out there doing whack shit on video than there are men...all I'm saying. Men don't do that shit. Dem bitches be crazee.

Women can be nurturing, motherly, and loving...women are also some scary, fucked up creatures.

What's worse? The crazy ones fuck better.

Wow, so it's a complete fucking minefield...

I'm starting to think maybe alone ain't so bad. I've almost always lived in the company of a woman. I've actually never been without a woman for more than a few months.

I just don't do alone very well. I like sex, the smell of a woman, the company, someone to cook for, eat with; problem is, I don't do crazy very well either...and that's starting to conflict with the first thing.

I think one very important criteria for my next GF is that she not be on any anti-anxiety meds.

Are there any left?

[Kaneman]

Originally Posted by Avatard

I think one very important criteria for my next GF is that she not be on any anti-anxiety meds.

Are there any left?

Does cannabis count? I refused to date anyone that wasn't down with the sacred herb.

[Avatard]

I prefer if at least she not hate me for partaking, as it keeps me ambulatory.