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Old 04-30-2012, 10:54 PM   #1
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I would like to introduce Mrs Hailey Mathers, daughter of Marshal Mathers AKA Eminem. Holy shit that little girl grew up.

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Old 04-30-2012, 11:58 PM   #2
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Hmmmmm...........knee pads.

Wait, how old is that girl you fucking perv?

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Old 05-01-2012, 12:24 AM   #3
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Hmmmmm...........knee pads.

Wait, how old is that girl you fucking perv?

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Old 05-01-2012, 01:46 AM   #4
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:34 AM   #5
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Old 05-01-2012, 06:37 AM   #6
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oh fuck im old
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Old 05-01-2012, 10:25 AM   #7
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Old 05-01-2012, 12:13 PM   #8
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17 is fine. Fap away. 16 would be questionable. Its just a recent idea that below 18 is terrible.
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Old 05-01-2012, 12:31 PM   #9
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I can kill the fap faster than calculating her age... She looks just like Eminem... Now fap away queers.
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Old 05-01-2012, 12:43 PM   #10
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I can kill the fap faster than calculating her age... She looks just like Eminem... Now fap away queers.
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