Beware of the Doghouse

[Amorok]

Originally Posted by Rogue

Of course, I was smart enough to ask and keep a mental list of they really wanted during the year...not just around certain times of the year.

You are fucking smart. Ulu is shocked by my ability to get her exactly what she wants, and when she asks how I knew what to get her I always say "You told me." How is it so hard to listen to someone. She makes me give her a list every year, and I hate doing it. I don't like surprises anyway and would rather just get money, but noooooo. Ulu says that I'm hard to shop for and can't get me stuff. I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, WOMAN. How hard is it when I'm always talking about new gloves, new helmet, and new boots to write a note? I'm not hugely into it, but I still don't have a bell on my bike. If she bought me one I'd hang it, but not only has she not bought me one, she doesn't even know what they are. She's seen them on people's bikes and just never asks, because she doesn't give a shit about the things that are important to me. This is one of the reasons I hate the holidays.