New Years Eve

[Amorok]

Yay! They're not conducting testing today, so no cock for me!!! I'm so happy to get out of it, and it goes to another squadron next month, so yippee!

Archren and Ebbs, I got tested every time I came back from any TDY or deployment. For a guy that was gone over 200 days a year, can you imagine how many times that equaled out to? Tons. They must have gallons of me just sitting around somewhere, and they've never found anything. I almost feel bad for them.

As for the random thing, the selection is not random at all, but the test is. What they do is take 10% of the samples collected, combine them, and test that. So if 100 people come in today and pee, they take ten of the bottles, pour them in together and test the mixture. If they hit a positive, all the people whose samples were combine come back until they weed out the bad one (weed out, get it?) If you're part of a huge group and there was a positive then you could come back several times until they find the pothead, because over a certain number of a batch they break it down into smaller groups. Either way, I don't mind being tested, it just gets me out of work for a while and the other guy's more embarrassed than I am, I have no shame. A few years ago I started messing with them, now I drop trou all the way to the boots so they have to see my furry butt. I'm waiting to get in trouble for sexual hairyassment, but nothing so far.