Germophobe

[lauralynne]

I have one of "those" wacky friends:
she won't eat in a restaurant that's had a bad health inspection - ruined a romantic night out that her husband completely set up including meal and hotel by seeing a health report about a waitress not washing her hands enouhg. REFUSED to go there. (5 star restaurant, amazing food)
she won't use certainly cleaners because she read they're toxic - including windex.
sanitizes everything to the point of insanity

and that's just the tip of the iceberg. She's pregnant with her first child - won't allow doppler or ultrasound because they're "harmful to the fetus" and doesn't believe in due dates - "the baby will come when it's ready, I'm due in May/June/July sometime." Is having her baby at a hotel essentially - no pain meds in the building and if she requires an emergency c-section, they'll have to transport her to a hospital. Oh ya, she's got a heart defect that can kill her with a sneeze.

I'm just glad I'm not her.