What does your bike say about your personality?

[shmike]

1. Your age, location and profession.
31, South Florida, Professional

3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes.
Car share doesn't work in Florida.

4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.
Main bike is a Triumph 675. It looks sexy, sounds subtle and feels like it fits.

5. Your first bike and how you got it.
My first bike was a trike. Honda ATC 110. Dad bought it at a garage sale and fixed it up.

6. Your ideal bike.
No such thing. One of each please.

7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?
I'm not sure what category my bike(s) fall into.

8. What does a bike say about its owner?
Mine say: "He abuses me."