Subaru Forrester commercial (rant)

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Fucking pisses me off.

The one with the doughy kid, and his seriously fucking crappy looking pinewood derby?

What's this commercial saying? You can suck, and still come out a winner?

"Honest virtues..." My ass.

Slacker! Thing looks like shit. All the other cars look like their kids actually gave a fuck, and did some actual carving, but your fat little cake eating ass hacks up a block of pine with what looks like a chainsaw, and you win anyway?

What kinda honest virtue is that? Slacking is enough to get by, and you can still fucking win?

Fuck you, Subaru.

/rant