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Old 02-16-2012, 05:10 PM   #21
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I felt my window of opportunity to the literal girl of my dreams was impossibly narrow. Its my fault for not having the heart to conclude things when she was finally out.
Twas but an error and nothing to be ashamed of.
You can tell Liz its "My fault and I was too stupid to realize that this bothered you as much as it did and too naive to know that you have to hit the ex-girlfriend in the nose and firmly tell her to take her shit outside" but that's just between you and Liz (or future ladyfriend)
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Its is an error punishable by donkey punch bear kick.

derf is in your neck of the woods right?
derf has to donkey punch bear kick you in the balls.
due 3/31/12
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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