The Joke Thread

[6doublefive321]

Oldie but a goodie....

A guy walked into a bar carrying a small alligator. Naturally, the bartender said "you can't bring that damn thing in here". The guy asked "why not?". The bartender proceeded to tell him it was unsanitary, and most of all, unsafe. Well, our guy proceeded to tell the bartender how tame the alligator was. He said, "As a matter of fact, I'll show you how tame he is". The guy pulled out his pecker, opened the alligators mouth, carefully closed the mouth, then commenced to hitting the alligator on the head with a pool cue. Amazingly enough, the guy opened the alligator's mouth, and there was his pecker without a scratch on it. The bartender conceded defeat, and told the guy he could leave the alligator in the bar. Feeling cocky, the guy spoke up and said "anyone else wanna try that?". Shortly, a withered up old lady pushed her way through the crowd and said "Sure. Just don't hit me on the head with that pool cue".