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[OneSickPsycho]

Hi, my name is OSP and I am an alcoholic.

I spent nearly $200 at the bar last night... bought shots for a couple girls who I was hanging with, but the rest was mine. I woke up fully clothed, shoes still on, right on my tile floor. Apprently I had the wherewithall to grab a roll of paper towels (new, with the plastic still on) to use as a pillow. The last thing I remember was being physically removed from a pizza joint cause I called some girl a retarded cunt... My buddy says I had a great time though.