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Old 12-19-2009, 12:14 PM   #1
Kaneman
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Default I can hear you sexing...

So we're having a nice family dinner yesterday, eating some BBQ Chicken legs, and watching a lil' TV. Someone on the TV said something about sex, and my 6 year old caught it (of course). So he says, "eewww that's gross." My wife tells him "you don't know anything about that!" and he says, "Uh huh, I hear you and Josh sexing all the time and I just roll over and put my pillow over my head and try to go back to sleep."

Wow. I thought my wife's face was actually going to explode, she was so red. I was a bit speechless myself but came back with the brilliant, "No buddy, that's just me giving Mommy a massage cause she works so hard during the day, I have to make her muscles feel better."

That lil' lie detecting bastard wasn't having that though, he laughs and says "Nah Uh, I know what it is" while pointing his dirty finger at me. Damn. Well I told him not to knock it because that's how he came into the world.

So ahh...I guess we'll try to keep it down a little bit going forward.
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