Stupid quotes

Captain Morgan · 01-03-2010, 10:30 PM

Post up ones you've heard, whether on TV shows, in life or whatever.

One I just heard on the Jersey Shore while flipping channels. "That's why I don't eat lobster, cause they're alive when you kill them." Did she think they'd be dead before someone killed them? Dumb bitch. That was the first, and hopefully the last, time I'd seen any part of the show.

01-03-2010, 10:30 PM	#1
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Stupid quotes Post up ones you've heard, whether on TV shows, in life or whatever. One I just heard on the Jersey Shore while flipping channels. "That's why I don't eat lobster, cause they're alive when you kill them." Did she think they'd be dead before someone killed them? Dumb bitch. That was the first, and hopefully the last, time I'd seen any part of the show.