Stupid quotes

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I've reached the point where if I hear someone call it a "hot water heater" I just look at them with a serious 'are you fucking stupid?' stare and tell them it doesn't heat hot water, it heats water. I don't know why that stupid comment bothers me so much.

Right there with ya. I always respond with, "you mean the water heater?" I usually get a blank stare accompanied by, "that's what I said," to which I reply, "no, you didn't, you said hot water heater. It's just a water heater. Why would you heat hot water?" They usually respond with, "whatever." But I still get a kick out of it cause I'm an ass sometimes.