Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Gf's Purse While Looking For Gum...

Amber Lamps · 01-10-2010, 02:25 PM

1. Valtrex
2. Estrogen/sex change pills.
3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc
4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick!
5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!!
6. Enzyte...hint, hint.
7. A motel receipt
8. Syringes and she's not diabetic.
9. Strange pre-pay phone.
10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...

01-10-2010, 02:25 PM	#1
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Gf's Purse While Looking For Gum... 1. Valtrex 2. Estrogen/sex change pills. 3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc 4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick! 5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!! 6. Enzyte...hint, hint. 7. A motel receipt 8. Syringes and she's not diabetic. 9. Strange pre-pay phone. 10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...