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Old 11-25-2008, 01:18 PM   #41
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That's why I won't post pictures of myself or family on the interwebs. I'm not hideous or anything and my wife is hot, but I know AMJ can use photochop and I'm not willing to risk it. That and I just don't want people knowing how to pick me out of a crowd, some of you guys are weird. Although I've resigned myself to being on the board after May, there's no way some of my antics won't make it on here, especially if I end up staying at the same hotel as everyone else.
plus you're old as shit.. like fingers up your butt at the doctor's office old.. and nobody wants to see a hot lady with some old guy who just had fingers in his butt... that's nasty
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:21 PM   #42
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:26 PM   #43
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:33 PM   #44
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plus you're old as shit.. like fingers up your butt at the doctor's office old.. and nobody wants to see a hot lady with some old guy who just had fingers in his butt... that's nasty
I'm not that fucking old. I'm only...25.
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:50 PM   #45
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25 in hound dog years doesnt count you old southern bastard. thats why nobody meets up to ride with you. you're old, from MS, and have a shotgun. shit, that's pretty much a recipie for getting shot in the ass with rock salt
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:55 PM   #46
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Old 11-25-2008, 02:19 PM   #47
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That's why I won't post pictures of myself or family on the interwebs. I'm not hideous or anything and my wife is hot, but I know AMJ can use photochop and I'm not willing to risk it.
Are you insinuating that I would use photoshop to mock or abuse someone?

That's completely unfair. I'm offended. I would never, EVER do such a....



..well, ok, you might have a point there.

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Old 11-25-2008, 03:51 PM   #49
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Are you insinuating that I would use photoshop to mock or abuse someone?

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Old 11-25-2008, 04:08 PM   #50
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