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Old 02-10-2009, 06:54 PM   #11
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Seriously, I have a hard-on all the fucking time. I have a hard-on right now, and all I'm doing is sitting at my desk typing. No pr0n, no women, just me and my boner. And it's like this every day. Compounded by the fact that it's been two weeks since I last had sex. So does this exist for men, or is it just another thing we should feel sorry for women over?
cept they're talk'n about actually climaxing... so unless your theme song is
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:55 PM   #12
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Dunno. By the definition and issues they discuss I think we would all like to think ourselves persistently aroused, but these women cannot get satisfaction. I can be aroused anytime anywhere but i do get satisfaction, eventually, although the effort and techniques change alot...
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:59 PM   #13
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The only thing that comes to mind here is the song "I cant get no satisfaction"!
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:08 PM   #14
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Well, it does take an inordinate amount of time to blow a load. I'm not bragging or anything, but 30 minutes is a quickie, and it takes me that long to masturbate too.
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:10 PM   #15
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Well, it does take an inordinate amount of time to blow a load. I'm not bragging or anything, but 30 minutes is a quickie, and it takes me that long to masturbate too.
better make it 3 fingers
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:16 PM   #16
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Well, it does take an inordinate amount of time to blow a load. I'm not bragging or anything, but 30 minutes is a quickie, and it takes me that long to masturbate too.
That goes way beyond good dick control....you should be doing Porn!!
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:16 PM   #17
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If you feel like you need the extra one sure, bend over, bitch!
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:58 AM   #18
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Old 02-12-2009, 03:24 PM   #19
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That goes way beyond good dick control....you should be doing Porn!!
Just because it lasts a long time doesn't mean it's big. I'm also not overly muscled, tattooed, or ugly enough to be in porn.
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:54 PM   #20
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From what I've researched, getting into porn is more about control... an ability get hard on demand, in a crowded room... and being able to skeet with the same, on demand functionality.
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