Tax Time Again.........

Rider · 04-15-2008, 08:43 AM

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).

One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

Trip · 04-15-2008, 08:47 AM

The tax man sucks

neebelung · 04-15-2008, 08:47 AM

upshift · 04-15-2008, 08:51 AM

Talk about sticking ti to the man

LaFemmes · 04-15-2008, 09:11 AM

Quick281 · 04-15-2008, 09:56 AM

I gotta get mine done today.

OneSickPsycho · 04-15-2008, 10:34 AM

I had a professor once... ex-airforce guy... He said he got the opportunity to speak candidly with some general or something... That was a question he asked him... His response was interesting... He claimed it was actually cheaper to let the occassional discrepency slide through the cracks than it would be to pay people to audit the budgets and whatnot. Makes sense, especially when he showed us some declassified budgets... 100k pages is not unheard of.

Gas Man · 04-15-2008, 02:36 PM

I love it!!!

t-homo · 04-15-2008, 02:41 PM

That's hilarious. Definitely sending that one to my parents.

JoJoYZF · 04-15-2008, 02:46 PM

Id just love to see their reaction when they receive their "payment"

04-15-2008, 08:43 AM	#1
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Tax Time Again......... Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer

04-15-2008, 09:11 AM	#5
LaFemmes Queen Bee Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: PA Moto: 2003 R6 Posts: 418	__________________ www.myspace.com/lafemmes If you cannot win, make the one ahead of you break the record!

04-15-2008, 09:56 AM	#6
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	I gotta get mine done today. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

04-15-2008, 02:36 PM	#8
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I love it!!! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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04-15-2008, 08:47 AM	#3
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962

04-15-2008, 08:51 AM	#4
upshift Looing for a bike... Join Date: Mar 2008 Moto: Nothing at the moment Posts: 571	Talk about sticking ti to the man

04-15-2008, 10:34 AM	#7
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I had a professor once... ex-airforce guy... He said he got the opportunity to speak candidly with some general or something... That was a question he asked him... His response was interesting... He claimed it was actually cheaper to let the occassional discrepency slide through the cracks than it would be to pay people to audit the budgets and whatnot. Makes sense, especially when he showed us some declassified budgets... 100k pages is not unheard of.

04-15-2008, 02:41 PM	#9
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	That's hilarious. Definitely sending that one to my parents.

04-15-2008, 02:46 PM	#10
JoJoYZF Bring on the Zombies! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cleveland Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R Posts: 2,691	Id just love to see their reaction when they receive their "payment"