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Old 06-03-2010, 07:53 PM   #11
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That's one ugly port. My guess is if this kid really was a star football player, he had more ass than a toilet seat. Why would he pick this ugly skank?
I grew up near that area. I can tell you that there is no shortage of skanks in that area. He obviously needed the grades.
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:06 PM   #12
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the fact that she was able to breathe probably sealed the deal. LOL
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:32 PM   #13
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the fact that she was able to breathe probably sealed the deal. LOL
and even that was probably optional
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My dad always told me to watch out for the PE coach and the Music teacher - they are almost always weirdos.
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:19 PM   #15
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My dad always told me to watch out for the PE coach and the Music teacher - they are almost always weirdos.
Haha, so true. I had a math teacher (also a coach for softball) who always slept with a senior girl (one who now teaches there) and my band director ran off with a student to Florida and left his wife.
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