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Old 07-20-2010, 11:05 AM   #1
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Default OMG I just farted at work!

Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all!

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:07 AM   #2
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If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:08 AM   #3
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rip another one and say "damn right it's me."
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:09 AM   #4
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Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:09 AM   #5
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If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?
No shit, I called a meeting with 2 of my guys last week just cuz I had a few gas bubbles brewing
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:10 AM   #6
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I routinely drop heat at work and giggle to myself as it lingers over to the guy in the cube next to me... His reaction lets me know I'm doing something right.
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:10 AM   #7
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I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:11 AM   #8
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Office crop dusting FTW
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:19 AM   #9
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Office crop dusting FTW
I do that when I am forced to be at a mall, esp since I hate malls and most people in them. Might as well have some fun at their expense
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:47 AM   #10
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Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all!

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!
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