lets play, 'what did the TSA miss in OSP's luggage?' - Page 4

101lifts2 · 03-10-2011, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

I've mentioned it before but when I worked in Security Forces I got sent down to test the TSA guys at the Gulfport airport. I made it through security with a gun and a bomb (both simulated.) They caught the knife though.

Was there any ammo in the gun or was the bomb an actual dud?

Tsunami · 03-11-2011, 12:43 AM

Can you sneak ceramic knives through?

Cutty72 · 03-11-2011, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

Can you sneak ceramic knives through?

Considering you can get metal knives through, I'd say yes.

Tsunami · 03-11-2011, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

Considering you can get metal knives through, I'd say yes.

Rangerscott · 03-11-2011, 03:16 AM

Shit. Id rather pony up a little more cash and ride with Billy Bob in his Buddy Holly prop plane.

Amorok · 03-11-2011, 08:13 AM

The bomb was simulated and the gun was demilitarized, remember this was a training exercise. They did spray both of them with some stuff that was supposed to set the sniffers off, but either they didn't use enough or the funk from my nutsack overpowered them. The knife set off the metal detector and they took me to holding without asking the question, the gun I had near my belt buckle and the wand caught it and they let me on. The bomb hit the detector too, but I just yelled at the guy and he let me past.

OneSickPsycho · 03-11-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

10 ounces of gel? Ever hear of smaller containers?

Yeah, well, it was better than taking my 36oz tub 'o gel that I'll be using until I retire... It was actually ONSSP's spray gel.

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Homeslice deserves his own smilie

Perhaps one with a half opened eye slightly lower than the other, a crooked grin, and some drool..m just sayin'...

Particle Man · 03-11-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

I shouldn't be shocked that out of this entire thread, THAT is what you pick up on.

ericr · 03-11-2011, 08:20 PM

They were probably just looking for shovels that day.

03-11-2011, 08:13 AM	#36
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	The bomb was simulated and the gun was demilitarized, remember this was a training exercise. They did spray both of them with some stuff that was supposed to set the sniffers off, but either they didn't use enough or the funk from my nutsack overpowered them. The knife set off the metal detector and they took me to holding without asking the question, the gun I had near my belt buckle and the wand caught it and they let me on. The bomb hit the detector too, but I just yelled at the guy and he let me past. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

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03-11-2011, 12:43 AM	#32
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	Can you sneak ceramic knives through?

03-11-2011, 03:16 AM	#35
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Shit. Id rather pony up a little more cash and ride with Billy Bob in his Buddy Holly prop plane.