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Old 04-04-2011, 03:24 PM   #41
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Crazy ones are awesome in bed
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:26 PM   #42
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Did you watch the video?

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Old 04-04-2011, 04:19 PM   #43
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Nah dude, the man is right. She may not be attractive, but the rule still stands.

A) All women are crazy
B) The amount of crazy is always in direct proportion to their sexual performance
C) Finding the ideal crazy/sex ratio, and precise manifestation of crazy that one can actually fucking stand is the hardest part
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:30 PM   #44
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Nah dude, the man is right. She may not be attractive, but the rule still stands.

A) All women are crazy
B) The amount of crazy is always in direct proportion to their sexual performance
C) Finding the ideal crazy/sex ratio, and precise manifestation of crazy that one can actually fucking stand is the hardest part
I know that, but attractiveness also plays into it. You can easily find crazy and hot, no reason to put yourself in a crazy and nasty situation. There is no coorelation between crazy and attractiveness. The really hot ones are usually fucking psychotic anyway.
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:34 PM   #45
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I know that, but attractiveness also plays into it. You can easily find crazy and hot, no reason to put yourself in a crazy and nasty situation. There is no coorelation between crazy and attractiveness. The really hot ones are usually fucking psychotic anyway.
The only real question is whether the hot makes them crazy, or the crazy makes them hot. Figure that out, and you'll make a fortune selling the book.
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Old 04-10-2011, 06:16 PM   #46
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My network is titled "Don't bother, it's secured." Help me pick a new name!

This is a dick move. The basketball courts at the high school near me aren't open to the public, and all the parks are too far to let a kid go to alone from my house. Also, I'd like my kid close to the house in case he gets hurt.

I'd be double pissed about this if it happened to me. My house flooded because the county couldn't manage the drainage. Coming to fuck with a basketball hoop at my house when they can't maintain public utilities would make me blow my stack. And I can stand on my lawn and say whatever I want, I live on county land. I'm also legal to open carry on my lawn.
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Old 04-10-2011, 06:22 PM   #47
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This is a dick move. The basketball courts at the high school near me aren't open to the public, and all the parks are too far to let a kid go to alone from my house. Also, I'd like my kid close to the house in case he gets hurt.

I'd be double pissed about this if it happened to me. My house flooded because the county couldn't manage the drainage. Coming to fuck with a basketball hoop at my house when they can't maintain public utilities would make me blow my stack. And I can stand on my lawn and say whatever I want, I live on county land. I'm also legal to open carry on my lawn.
You would definitely end up in jail or dead if this happened to you.

The hoop is illegal. Put it so you can play in the driveway.
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You would definitely end up in jail or dead if this happened to you.

The hoop is illegal. Put it so you can play in the driveway.
Most likely. My driveway slopes, you can't play basketball on it.
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Old 04-10-2011, 06:28 PM   #49
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Most likely. My driveway slopes, you can't play basketball on it.
lay a slab in the backyard or buy a house with a flat driveway. The street is not your basketball court or property, so these people can't complain when the law is actually enforced.
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