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Old 04-12-2011, 03:10 PM   #1
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:49 PM   #2
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You have to admit, the similarities between the two are many.

Stinky old hag vs. New car smell?

I know which way I'm leaning.

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Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.
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Old 04-12-2011, 04:13 PM   #5
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You have to admit, the similarities between the two are many.

Stinky old hag vs. New car smell?

I know which way I'm leaning.

JC
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Old 04-12-2011, 04:51 PM   #6
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Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.
Nary a shaved leg nor hard cock among those commenting
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:12 PM   #7
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Not many rational brain cells either.
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Old 04-12-2011, 06:56 PM   #8
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Nobody ever complains about the women in other commercials but I guess this time the metaphor was a little too obvious.
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:32 PM   #9
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Nobody ever complains about the women in other commercials but I guess this time the metaphor was a little too obvious.
In other ads, women are the carrot. In this one, they're a metaphor. I guess that's the line.
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:26 PM   #10
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I like women like old cars, smelly and lose in the rear
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