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Old 05-26-2011, 10:11 AM   #1
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Old 05-26-2011, 10:39 AM   #2
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I would pissed my pants, that dude stayed really calm.
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Old 05-26-2011, 10:48 AM   #3
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Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.
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Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.
You say "hesitate" and I say fuuuuuuuck that
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:14 AM   #5
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I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:29 AM   #6
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I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!
Fuck that... I'd be shooting at him!!!
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:05 AM   #7
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Saw that on Tosh.0.com
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:14 AM   #8
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Fuck that... I'd be shooting at him!!!
I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:57 AM   #9
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I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.
Not saying it's the right thing to do, but it's certainly what I'd be doing!
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:12 PM   #10
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Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.
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I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!
I was always taught that that was the first rule with bears: Make as much loud noise and make yourself as big as possible.
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