how do you pay tolls?

derf · 05-28-2011, 06:01 PM

I have a 25 step process to paying tolls.

1. pull up to toll booth
2. stop bike, shut it off this might take some time
3. get off bike
4. open tank bag, look inside, close tank bag
5. open tail bag , look inside, close tail bag
6. put hand on hip, scratch head
7. search pockets in riding jacket
8. give finger to car behind you that is honking
9. search pockets in riding pants
10. put hand on hip, scratch head, make angry grunting sound
11. open tank bag again, look inside tank bag again close tank bag
12. have idea, hold up finger to watch the shadow from the lightbulb iluminated above head
13. remove top of 1 piece suit
14. pull 1 piece suit down to ankle level
15. remove money from wallet in jeans
16. pay toll
17. pull up suit, zip up tight, adjust balls
18. ensure tail bag is closed
19. ensure tank bag is closed
20. mount bike
21. attempt to start bike
22. look around like an idiot
23. put up kick stand, turn kill switch back to the weird circle setting
24. wave at car behind you that is now honking insecantly and cursing at you
25. ride away

Tsunami · 05-28-2011, 06:06 PM

EZ pass?

Avatard · 05-28-2011, 06:09 PM

I think it's safe to say that the toll booth was not invented by a motorcyclist.

Porkchop · 05-28-2011, 06:09 PM

What are toll booths?

Gotta love Columbus!

Dave · 05-28-2011, 06:52 PM

I ride past the booth and let the passenger handle the transaction

Particle Man · 05-28-2011, 08:39 PM

EZ Pass. The one on my bike has an M on it so I remember which one is supposed to be for the bike

OneSickPsycho · 05-28-2011, 08:45 PM

E-Pass... Sometimes... or wheelie through it at a high rate of speed... or reach back and hide it with my hand...

Gas Man · 05-28-2011, 10:24 PM

I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough.

Particle Man · 05-29-2011, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough.

Fees?

derf · 05-29-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough.

Different locations have different fees, VA and MA along with buffalo, NY dont charge any fees. You just need to sign up in those locations.

05-28-2011, 06:01 PM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	how do you pay tolls? I have a 25 step process to paying tolls. 1. pull up to toll booth 2. stop bike, shut it off this might take some time 3. get off bike 4. open tank bag, look inside, close tank bag 5. open tail bag , look inside, close tail bag 6. put hand on hip, scratch head 7. search pockets in riding jacket 8. give finger to car behind you that is honking 9. search pockets in riding pants 10. put hand on hip, scratch head, make angry grunting sound 11. open tank bag again, look inside tank bag again close tank bag 12. have idea, hold up finger to watch the shadow from the lightbulb iluminated above head 13. remove top of 1 piece suit 14. pull 1 piece suit down to ankle level 15. remove money from wallet in jeans 16. pay toll 17. pull up suit, zip up tight, adjust balls 18. ensure tail bag is closed 19. ensure tank bag is closed 20. mount bike 21. attempt to start bike 22. look around like an idiot 23. put up kick stand, turn kill switch back to the weird circle setting 24. wave at car behind you that is now honking insecantly and cursing at you 25. ride away __________________

05-28-2011, 06:09 PM	#3
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I think it's safe to say that the toll booth was not invented by a motorcyclist. __________________ Insert free thought here.

05-28-2011, 06:09 PM	#4
Porkchop 125GP Champion Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Worthington, OH Moto: Empty Garage Posts: 3,418	What are toll booths? Gotta love Columbus! __________________ *Coming soon? 2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold 1984 Honda VF500F - Sold 1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold

05-28-2011, 10:24 PM	#8
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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05-28-2011, 06:06 PM	#2
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	EZ pass?

05-28-2011, 06:52 PM	#5
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	I ride past the booth and let the passenger handle the transaction

05-28-2011, 08:39 PM	#6
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	EZ Pass. The one on my bike has an M on it so I remember which one is supposed to be for the bike

05-28-2011, 08:45 PM	#7
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	E-Pass... Sometimes... or wheelie through it at a high rate of speed... or reach back and hide it with my hand...