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Old 06-29-2011, 06:36 PM   #1
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Been doing a little market research to see what price I should list my wife's car for sale. I was quickly reminded why I do not use Craigslist for anything... how could you buy a car with so many miles from someone this clueless?
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FUN, GREAT DRIVING CAR, EXCELLENT CONDITION. CAN BE DRIVEN AS AN AUTOMATIC OR MANUAL. THIS CAR HAS GREAT PICKUP AND MORE STORAGE THAN OLDER MODEL MIATA'S
SOME FEATURES INCLUDE;

4 CYLINDER
81,100 MILES
TINTED WINDOWS
INSIDE HOOD AND GAS RELEASE
4 WHEEL DISC BRAKES
FRONT AND SIDE AIRBAGS
KEYLESS ENTRY
SECURITY SYSTEM
CRUISE CONTROL AND RADIO CONTROLS ON STEERING COLUMN (column, wheel, whatever... could let that one slide if it weren't for the next one)
6 SPEED AUTOMATIC/5 SPEED MANUAL
POWER WINDOWS, DOORS AND MIRRORS
AM/FM/ CD RADIO
TILT STEERING
REAR WINDOW DEFROSTER
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:41 PM   #2
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Sucks when people lack a fucking clue, huh?
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:59 PM   #3
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It's the car that solves the auto vs manual argument, it has both

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The perfect car for bisexuals!
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Old 06-29-2011, 07:09 PM   #5
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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the papparazi. What?
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Old 06-29-2011, 08:45 PM   #7
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That ad is as bad as this picture.
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:31 PM   #8
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Just as bad when you see someone say/write that they "gixxer" 1000 is 3 bikes in one.
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Old 06-30-2011, 12:15 AM   #9
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He's pretty proud of the INSIDE HOOD AND GAS RELEASE
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:17 PM   #10
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It's the car that solves the auto vs manual argument, it has both
My car DOES have both - I've got sport shifting available, I have the option to shift manually (2000 BMW 323i)

(and 81,000 miles is "a lot"??)

Ok - the 6 speed vs. 5 speed is dumb...but CL is definately the Walmart of the internet...
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