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Old 09-15-2011, 10:58 AM   #1
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Default Dealing with neighbourhood cats?

The neighbourhood cats are shitting everywhere on my property. I called animal control and they told me there was nothing I could do unless I know who owns them.

What do I do? I let the dogs chase them out of the yard now, I used to give them shit for it before. The cats keep coming back through the night and shitting in the same spots. I'm at the point where I'm either going to trap them and relocate them, or worse. I am beyond fed up of this. I'm about ready to start collecting my dog shit and throwing it on every cat owner's lawn in the neighbourhood.

I need ideas. Today I made a hot pepper and hot sauce smoothie and poured it where they do most of their pooping. Help me out, because I'm about 3 days away from buying a pellet gun..
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:10 AM   #2
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:12 AM   #3
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Get a blow gun, fatal if used correctly and quiet do people won't know its you.

Also if you figure out where they are getting through the fence you can block it up
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trap them and take them to animal control.
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:22 AM   #7
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Get a blow gun, fatal if used correctly and quiet do people won't know its you.
Killing other peoples pets...bad idea.

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Also if you figure out where they are getting through the fence you can block it up
A "cat-proof" fence?

I don't think so, Tim.

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Old 09-15-2011, 11:23 AM   #8
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trap them and take them to animal control.

Animal control won't do anything since they're not strays. They won't enforce the by-law because I can't tell them who owns the cats.

They told me I could trap them, but the SPCA would likely not have room.
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:25 AM   #9
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I like the idea. But, spend a bunch of money because my neighbours are inconsiderate?

Ultimately, I'd like something cheap that is unpleasant to them and doesn't cost a bunch of money.

They don't come into the yard during the day, the dogs would fuck them up. They do it at night. Which means they're smart enough to stay away at some times. I just need something for at night that they don't like..
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Get a blow gun, fatal if used correctly and quiet do people won't know its you.

Also if you figure out where they are getting through the fence you can block it up
I definitely don't want to kill them. As for the fence, they can walk straight down the driveway into my backyard. That and they can clear the fence pretty easily when the dogs are chasing them..
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