I wonder if Dads Against Daughters Dating realizes...

Kaneman · 02-10-2012, 07:22 PM

...how much they're helping out the youth male population by making sex seem even more awesome to their daughters than it already does? From a guy who was kinda skinny and awkward as a 16 yr old I say thank you overly strict parents.....thank you so much!

"Oh, so you mean I can get attention, control boys AND rebel against my parents at the same time?!?!? IN!!"

OneSickPsycho · 02-10-2012, 07:54 PM

I always thought they were a joke.

Kaneman · 02-10-2012, 08:11 PM

The club is a joke, but the sentiment is real.

Adeptus_Minor · 02-10-2012, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

...how much they're helping out the youth male population by making sex seem even more awesome to their daughters than it already does? From a guy who was kinda skinny and awkward as a 16 yr old I say thank you overly strict parents.....thank you so much!

"Oh, so you mean I can get attention, control boys AND rebel against my parents at the same time?!?!? IN!!"

Two words, man:

Preacher's Kids...

Rangerscott · 02-10-2012, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Two words, man:

Preacher's Kids...

Truth.

nhgunnut · 02-11-2012, 09:14 AM

I have to plead ignorance here. Is this an actual organization? I have the T Shirt but it was the result of a long standing family joke.
(When my then 15 year old Daughter brought her first serious boyfriend to visit here in NH Ihad brought home a finger print card and DNA collection Kit from work , 5 years later she gave me the T shirt for Christmas as a joke)

derf · 02-11-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by nhgunnut

I have to plead ignorance here. Is this an actual organization? I have the T Shirt but it was the result of a long standing family joke.
(When my then 15 year old Daughter brought her first serious boyfriend to visit here in NH Ihad brought home a finger print card and DNA collection Kit from work , 5 years later she gave me the T shirt for Christmas as a joke)

Awesome, filed away for future use

Kaneman · 02-11-2012, 11:39 AM

When I was a freshman in High School I dated a girl on the drill team for somewhere around 6 months, super nice, sweet and attractive girl who lived in the rich part of town. Her father, in a semi-drunken rage, grabbed the phone from her one night while we were talking and began to go on and on about how I was trying to fuck his daughter.

I gave some smartass answers that really pissed him off and he threatened to kill me. I gave some more smartass replies so he grabbed his revolver and the daughter I was dating, jumped in his car and came to kill me. I was over at a friend's house who got out his hunting shotgun and proceeded to prepare for war.

I decided to call the cops instead. They came and stayed and eventually the Dad drove by but didn't stop.

It was pretty scary, and I was confident he would've shot me................................................ ................................

But I still fucked his daughter in the balcony of the theater room during lunch period.

Moral of the story? Don't be an asshole, it doesn't work.

derf · 02-11-2012, 12:22 PM

Hahaha nice. I always preferred the pretty girls with alf esteem issues myself

askmrjesus · 02-11-2012, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

Hahaha nice. I always preferred the pretty girls with alf esteem issues myself

Do you get them drunk first?

JC

02-10-2012, 07:22 PM	#1
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	I wonder if Dads Against Daughters Dating realizes... ...how much they're helping out the youth male population by making sex seem even more awesome to their daughters than it already does? From a guy who was kinda skinny and awkward as a 16 yr old I say thank you overly strict parents.....thank you so much! "Oh, so you mean I can get attention, control boys AND rebel against my parents at the same time?!?!? IN!!" __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

02-10-2012, 08:11 PM	#3
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	The club is a joke, but the sentiment is real. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

02-11-2012, 09:14 AM	#6
nhgunnut gun totin redneck Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South West New Hampshire Moto: turbo busa 999 Duc Goldwing & Victory Posts: 1,130	I have to plead ignorance here. Is this an actual organization? I have the T Shirt but it was the result of a long standing family joke. (When my then 15 year old Daughter brought her first serious boyfriend to visit here in NH Ihad brought home a finger print card and DNA collection Kit from work , 5 years later she gave me the T shirt for Christmas as a joke) __________________ Evolution requires a body count, Count or be Counted! Last edited by nhgunnut; 02-11-2012 at 09:18 AM..

02-11-2012, 11:39 AM	#8
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	When I was a freshman in High School I dated a girl on the drill team for somewhere around 6 months, super nice, sweet and attractive girl who lived in the rich part of town. Her father, in a semi-drunken rage, grabbed the phone from her one night while we were talking and began to go on and on about how I was trying to fuck his daughter. I gave some smartass answers that really pissed him off and he threatened to kill me. I gave some more smartass replies so he grabbed his revolver and the daughter I was dating, jumped in his car and came to kill me. I was over at a friend's house who got out his hunting shotgun and proceeded to prepare for war. I decided to call the cops instead. They came and stayed and eventually the Dad drove by but didn't stop. It was pretty scary, and I was confident he would've shot me................................................ ................................ But I still fucked his daughter in the balcony of the theater room during lunch period. Moral of the story? Don't be an asshole, it doesn't work. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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02-10-2012, 07:54 PM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I always thought they were a joke.

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derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Hahaha nice. I always preferred the pretty girls with alf esteem issues myself