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Old 01-24-2013, 05:46 PM   #1
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In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ref=weird-news

Someone summed up nicely
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Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

Masturbated in the living room.

Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

Defecated on the floor in two places.

Drank the contents of the vacuum.

cuz florida
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:06 PM   #2
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A Carny. Figures.
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:20 PM   #3
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sounds like a good party!
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