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Old 10-18-2008, 04:28 AM   #1
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suppose it goes without saying, but the design team at Non-Object took all of the things we have learned about making motorcycles and threw them in the trash, pooped in the trash, then lit the can on fire when they came up with the "nUCLEUS"concept bike. But then again, they never intended for the design to be taken seriously. Rather, it is meant to push the boundaries of design beyond the norm.
Outside of the obvious design features, this "square against air" electric motorcycle includes a hydraulic system that lowers the body to the ground when idle and then raises it up when in motion. Again, this bike is only a concept, so don't expect to see it on the street anytime soon
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:32 AM   #2
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Thankfully we'll never have to deal with seeing this thing actually on the road

"Outside of the obvious design features, this "square against air" electric motorcycle includes a hydraulic system that lowers the body to the ground when idle and then raises it up when in motion. Again, this bike is only a concept, so don't expect to see it on the street anytime soon"
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Old 10-18-2008, 10:32 AM   #3
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Its a wrong concept.
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Old 10-18-2008, 10:34 AM   #4
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laziest gayest thing ive seen all day. seriously if i was an investor id demand the grant money back
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:01 AM   #5
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WTF is right!!!
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:02 AM   #6
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looks like refridgerator
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:43 PM   #7
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It looks like the last shit I took.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:27 PM   #8
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I guess the inventors were never on a motorcycle. They must not realize how a motorcycle turns, or have never inched along in traffic idling and moving with the clutch held in.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:40 PM   #9
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looks like refridgerator
I think it looks more like the tank on my toilet
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Old 10-18-2008, 10:14 PM   #10
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I know thats a 10000% useless design. clearly built by someone who doenst ride, nor have they EVER ridden in their LIFE.
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