Who's got a zombie plan?

[MikeSP1]

As I have no guns or even a bow, my zombie plan revolves around a big wooden hammer. The middle of nowhere? Get real, this is Japan, walk for a few miles and you'll run into something. I'd be pretty much f'd in the a right now. My only offensive tactic would be to blugeon everything to nothingness with one hit from my massive hammer cause one hit is about all that I would be able to get. Maybe I could find a sword somewhere? Or at least a good piece of spring steel the I could make something out of. But seriously, firearms are really out of the question due to non-availability. Wish me luck, 'cause I'm gonna need it.

[Mr Lefty]

yeah I'm in your boat... I'm relying on the zombie armageddon to be delayed long enough for me to get to Mississippi.

though Alaska wouldn't be a bad idea... head far enough north and live for a couple months... maybe a year... then move back south slowly... as no one even the undead could withstand being out in the artic with out bundling up... they'd freeze solid.

[Mr Lefty]

course that would bring zombie polar bears...

nm... moving north bad idea... polar bears are vicious enough

[Papa_Complex]

I live just outside Toronto, aka "Racoon City." I'm fucked.

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I guess it all depends on if you believe in a god based apocalypse or a people sourced armageddon....

If anything, the zombie apocalypse will be outsourced to Inidia. While many of them are gangly and malnourished, there's over a billion of those mother fuckers.


I'm lucky enough to live in a relatively rural area, with lots of empty land behind my house. I might have some zombie horses to contend with, but other than that, just a few undead peeps here and there. Nothing I can't see coming and eliminate if I perch myself up on my roof with an AR-15.

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[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

Good start, but will still need a rifle for picking off the ones you can see coming in the distance.

[Amorok]

Here's a thought, if there is a zombie apocalypse, and all undead tissue reanimates to include animals, then how am I going to eat steak? You can't eat zombie cows, and wouldn't all my steak start wiggling around? That would suck. I mean, if there's zombie fish and all, what the fuck am I going to eat? And don't say tofu, that shit's already undead.

[xx CURVE xx]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Good start, but will still need a rifle for picking off the ones you can see coming in the distance.

My neighbor is a retired military sniper with LOTS of toys... He's got that covered

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

My neighbor is a retired military sniper with LOTS of toys... He's got that covered

You better make sure of that. I thought that I was covered for zombies so I got the bow and cedars for vampires, and the cap & ball revolver and some silver ingots for the werewolves, only to find out no one had my back with the fucking zombies.