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Old 12-30-2009, 01:01 PM   #111
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I've been happy because I choose to be. Period.
In life, I think this may be the secret.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:03 PM   #112
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I would just like to point out that 99.9% of people think their mate is the one.
I don't believe there is a "one".

I believe that if two people like each other, they can make it work. If they are compatible, there will be very little work involved, if they are not compatible, it will be alot more work than it is worth.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:19 PM   #113
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I agree with you too, Karl, and I would add that as we get older, we become more set in our ways, more difficult to deal with, and it takes more compromise to make things work.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:02 PM   #114
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You're all cute, but wrong. Not one person here has touched on the true secrets to a good marriage, it is actually and honestly much more simple than you all seam to realize.

1) A wife who enjoys watching and understands sports.
2) A wife who will do laundry, make sandwiches and take pride in womanly shit.
3) Threesomes.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:02 PM   #115
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I believe that if two people like each other, they can make it work. If they are compatible, there will be very little work involved, if they are not compatible, it will be alot more work than it is worth.
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I agree with you too, Karl, and I would add that as we get older, we become more set in our ways, more difficult to deal with, and it takes more compromise to make things work.
Which is why I'm still single and have less and less chance (or desire) to get married as I get older.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:11 PM   #116
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You're all cute, but wrong. Not one person here has touched on the true secrets to a good marriage, it is actually and honestly much more simple than you all seam to realize.

1) A wife who enjoys watching and understands sports.
2) A wife who will do laundry, make sandwiches and take pride in womanly shit.
3) Threesomes.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:13 PM   #117
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You're all cute, but wrong. Not one person here has touched on the true secrets to a good marriage, it is actually and honestly much more simple than you all seam to realize.

1) A wife who enjoys watching and understands sports.
2) A wife who will do laundry, make sandwiches and take pride in womanly shit.
3) Threesomes.
Meh, I had a woman like that for 24 years, Josh. Problem is, she increasingly seemed to like fucking other people more, and didn't know how to keep those 3rd parties out of our relationship...and she had an attitude a lot like Kate Gosselin, so she was about as supportive as a beanbag chair, and not exactly what I would describe as "the great woman behind every great man".

You can't have everything in a mate, but kindness, and support also belong on your list. Every good man needs a muse. Crucial if you're an artist.

A woman who is always "competing" with you may seem "frisky" and "feisty" at first, but someone who will back you instead is more of what a man needs.

Any woman too competitive will ultimately seek to "defeat" you.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:28 PM   #118
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You're all cute, but wrong. Not one person here has touched on the true secrets to a good marriage, it is actually and honestly much more simple than you all seam to realize.

1) A wife who enjoys watching and understands sports.
2) A wife who will do laundry, make sandwiches and take pride in womanly shit.
3) Threesomes.
I guess 2 out of 3 aint bad I just wish 3somes was one of the two

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Old 12-30-2009, 02:34 PM   #119
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Kaneman, your list, while entertaining, isn't entirely accurate.

1. Carolina follows college football. Longhorns football to be precise. As a Sooners fan, believe me when I tell you this can be a mixed blessing. LOL

2. Can't help ya there. I cook and do laundry too and take pride that I'm a pretty good cook. We cook together too and I definitely enjoy that.

3. You can have the threesomes. I am not about to share my hot Brazilian. You fools are on your own. :P
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:41 PM   #120
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You're all cute, but wrong. Not one person here has touched on the true secrets to a good marriage, it is actually and honestly much more simple than you all seam to realize.

1) A wife who enjoys watching and understands sports.
2) A wife who will do laundry, make sandwiches and take pride in womanly shit.
3) Threesomes.
Shit...I don't care about watching sports. I'm more a do it myself kinda guy vs watching other dudes in tights.

Clean laundry...good. Food good...womanly pride...good.

As for the last one, you really need to be specific as you have been assigned a MMF status by the forum software. We do not need to hear about you dualing with some other dude over roast beef sandwich.
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