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Old 12-30-2009, 02:42 PM   #121
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Kaneman, your list, while entertaining, isn't entirely accurate.



3. You can have the threesomes. I am not about to share my hot Brazilian. You fools are on your own. :P
Watch out with wording. Kaneman may assume that....

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Old 12-30-2009, 03:30 PM   #122
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I never said anything about sharing your wife. You'd have to be a fool to let another man touch your wife.

Wife + Woman + Me = Threesome/Happy time.
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:34 PM   #123
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Trust me, Josh, a woman can turn another woman's head too. Don't bring a 3rd party into a relationship unless you are both ready to respect certain boundaries, and it's all discussed up front.

I never lost a woman to another woman, but I did get a glimpse of just how it could happen.
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:37 PM   #124
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Trust me, Josh, a woman can turn another woman's head too. Don't bring a 3rd party into a relationship unless you are both ready to respect certain boundaries, and it's all discussed up front.

I never lost a woman to another woman, but I did get a glimpse of just how it could happen.
Maybe another woman with a 9" cock...

*shudder*
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...Or a big dildo that can kill spiders.
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:42 PM   #126
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1. Carolina follows college football. Longhorns football to be precise. As a Sooners fan, believe me when I tell you this can be a mixed blessing. LOL
That would be more interesting than dinner at the Schwartzeneggers house.
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:46 PM   #127
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Maybe another woman with a 9" cock...

*shudder*
There's an old Brazilian joke that applies here:

"Women don't like cock, fags like cock. Women like credit cards and cars."
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:11 PM   #128
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There's an old Brazilian joke that applies here:

"Women don't like cock, fags like cock. Women like credit cards and cars."
lol, my wife is Mexican...maybe it doesn't apply to them...
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Does she have a vagina? It applies.
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Does she have a vagina? It applies.
I lived with my parents when I proposed. I had $40 dollars to my name, literally, when we went on our first date. As of now I've been unemployed since April. I don't believe in applying for or using credit cards and refuse to finance anything. My only form of transportation was an FZ1 when we moved out together.

On top of that I'm not that good looking, don't have a six pack, I'm kind of an asshole, I'm not affected by crying, I don't do emotions and when I take a shit everyone in the house knows it.

Sooo...if that was her plan, she failed miserably. But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...
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