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Old 10-21-2009, 01:59 PM   #11
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So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo?
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:02 PM   #12
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Ya but with fertility clinics anyone can have a baby now....so in the future we'll probably all be having babies that way.

Not this girl though! I've got birthing hips but the only intended use is for hanging on!
where is that worthless without pics smilie when you need it?
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:04 PM   #13
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beat me to it. Seems like if you say I love you to one she becomes impregnated

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I think they come across the boarder pre-pregnated
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:11 PM   #14
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So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo?
Why did this post make me sprout wood?

I'm gonna have to put you on ignore
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:22 PM   #15
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Why did this post make me sprout wood?

I'm gonna have to put you on ignore
I would apologize, but I think I owed you from like 1200 months ago...I vaguely recall you....I'm pretty sure you said...fuck, I don't remember. Sorry about your woodiness.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:32 PM   #16
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So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo?
better than having three blue eyes
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:33 PM   #17
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better than having three blue eyes
But hey, 2 blues eyes and 1 brown eye would be ok.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:34 PM   #18
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where is that worthless without pics smilie when you need it?

I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:35 PM   #19
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better than having three blue eyes
true...

However having three brown eyes is considered ok.
As a matter of fact, for those with brown eyes...it is the default.
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Old 10-21-2009, 06:38 PM   #20
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I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips.
one more time can't hurt.
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