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Old 10-05-2010, 06:30 PM   #11
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At least they are honest with you about the DVP....

Don Valley PARK way. Drive over there....and then PARK.
We generally refer to it as the Don Valley Parking Lot.
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Old 10-05-2010, 07:21 PM   #12
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I thought this was going to be a cop story.
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Old 10-05-2010, 08:11 PM   #13
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Now I want bacon.
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Old 10-05-2010, 08:14 PM   #14
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Ontario Provincial Police have a few hundred pigs that you could smoke. Just watch out for the lead.
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Old 10-05-2010, 08:15 PM   #15
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Ontario Provincial Police have a few hundred pigs that you could smoke. Just watch out for the lead.
There's a cop joke buried in there somewhere if I had more energy to think about it...
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Old 10-05-2010, 08:23 PM   #16
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There's a cop joke buried in there somewhere if I had more energy to think about it...
I was wondering if you'd go for the easy score
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Old 10-05-2010, 09:53 PM   #17
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I haven't slept in almost 72 hours - I have the mental capacity of a rotted grapefruit right now so nothing's an easy score
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My friends dad is a deputy sheriff. He has told me tons of stories about accidents with beheadings, bodies in half, brains on the pavement, etc....

The only scene that still gives him nightmares was a pig truck that got in an accident. He said he still wakes up to screaming, dying pigs.
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:55 AM   #19
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Monday - Pigs

Tuesday - Dead body

Wednesday - NOTHING!

Thursday - Yonge Street closed, from Richmond to Gerrard, for "NHL Face-off" until 6:00am Friday? WTF?!!!
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