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Old 06-02-2011, 08:55 AM   #11
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Can't even make friends on the internet huh?
Is that what the Facebook / Twitter crowd is out to accomplish?

Make friends? Really? Who knew?

I thought they just enjoyed talking about themselves.
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:37 AM   #12
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His wife has most probably grown tired of his boner.
They haven't even been married a year. It usually seems to take at least a few years and usually a kid before that happens.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:17 AM   #13
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Oddly enough, I have an idea what twitter is and does, but i've never actually gone to their site, and dont quite know how it works, so I cant comment on how it happened. But anyway, its a picture of a man in his boxers, no biggie. Not like they posted of a sex tape of him with a couple of teens or anything.
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Oddly enough, I have an idea what twitter is and does, but i've never actually gone to their site, and dont quite know how it works, so I cant comment on how it happened. But anyway, its a picture of a man in his boxers, no biggie. Not like they posted of a sex tape of him with a couple of teens or anything.
No dude, its his dick. Its a picture of his fully erect penile member.
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John Stewart had a hilarious take on this last night.
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Old 06-02-2011, 12:35 PM   #16
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No dude, its his dick. Its a picture of his fully erect penile member.
Press made it seem like he sent a pic of a pup tent in his shorts.
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Press made it seem like he sent a pic of a pup tent in his shorts.
Hmmmm.....

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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm gonna be laughing about that one all day.
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