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12-01-2008, 12:01 AM
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Now that would have gotten a laugh outta me
 But I am sick and twisted
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12-01-2008, 12:01 AM
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if she's that naive... you should have told her that the protein is good for her complexion
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12-01-2008, 12:01 AM
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12-01-2008, 12:02 AM
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12-01-2008, 12:03 AM
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YOu mean it isn't???  Quote:
Nope, only a dumb ass brother.
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12-01-2008, 12:04 AM
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We had one of those very sweet, very, very naive girls that worked in dispatch at a place I used to work. I had forgotten to put my phone on vibrate and the bf called. His ringtone was Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top. Of course everyone starts cracking up... except her, she gets an uncertain grin on her face and wants to know what everyone is laughing at. Since it was my ringtone, I got elected to explain what a pearl necklace was to her.... Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that conversation
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12-01-2008, 12:06 AM
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12-01-2008, 12:07 AM
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fuck... LEON... my bad
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12-01-2008, 12:07 AM
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I had to explain what a donkey punch was to a friend of mine.
In between my laughter of course. She never looked at me the same again
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