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Old 01-14-2009, 01:50 PM   #11
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Who here can possibly say they've never had their mom sniff their cock? I mean, it's just one of those things that happens.
Seriously.

It is part of growing up.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:55 PM   #12
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I want both your moms #'s...sounds like some milf action to me
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:56 PM   #13
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:57 PM   #14
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I want both your moms #'s...sounds like some milf action to me
Into getting your cock sniffed? I'd prefer to call your mom and have my cock worshipped.
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:01 PM   #15
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Into getting your cock sniffed? I'd prefer to call your mom and have my cock worshipped.
One sniff and your mom will be on her knees no worries lol


back on topic...what mom sniffs a dick?
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:12 PM   #16
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Lol thats good...

This has prolly been posted before, but its still a good one too...

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Old 01-14-2009, 02:15 PM   #17
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Dayum.


I'd have to have a friggin' grizzly bear attached to my balls before I'd let my parents come near my junk.


I sure as fuck wouldn't let them close enough to testify that my hog was "greasy".


That and the girlfriend was still around during the de-leaching such that there could be a sex talk afterward?
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:17 PM   #18
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holy shit
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:44 PM   #19
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Wow, that chick he was nailing is so nasty that the dirty stink ass leech infested swamp water didn't cover up her scent?
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:28 PM   #20
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Who here can possibly say they've never had their mom sniff their cock? I mean, it's just one of those things that happens.
Right.. I mean seriously... I guarantee 99% of the ppl here have had their mom's junk juice on thier face at least once...
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