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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, Texas, USA, Earth, Sol, Western Spiral Arm, Milky Way
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 And you must be right - no one can be that good. To prove it, we'll let one of our forum women take me for a 'test drive' and render her expert opinion. Any volunteers* ladies?  * Offer of a 'test drive' contingent on the woman actually being a woman - sorry no males, hermaphrodites, transgenders (pre or post op), or similarly 'equipped'. Not valid in any state that prohibits cunnilingus, fellatio, and the host of other fun polysyllabic worded acts that a mutually consenting heterosexual couple might engage in. No cash value, unless performed in Rhode Island or Nevada (as permitted by local or county ordinance) - in which case industry standard rates will be charged to the 'test driver'. 
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12-11-2008, 06:52 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
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12-11-2008, 07:21 PM
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Waiting for Hello Kitty!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry.
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12-11-2008, 08:05 PM
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Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Um no dear I think you deleted me on myspace... 
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I do not avoid women...but I do deny them my essence. We can make assumptions all day, and you know what they say about assuming. It means you're a fucking moron. 
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12-11-2008, 08:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
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12-11-2008, 09:13 PM
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Waiting for Hello Kitty!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry.
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Yep, you're still there "The Chet." Have we forgotten my user name on myspace?? Hhmmmm??? |
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12-11-2008, 10:25 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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Though I couldn't "date" an older woman with a major age gap (I'm 24) thinking that it may turn into a "Relationship". I do enjoy hanging out with older women. Much less drama and they also shag like crazy. But hell going to bars, clubs, or whatever involves so little drama it's freaking awesome.
I just wish I fooled around with more older women when I was 16-18 and could bang for hours on end with no rest and when done go run a marathon. Now when I'm done with my 2.1minutes of thunder I just want a sandwich and a nap. By the way get your daughters to join TWFix and they can put pics of themselves up!!! Also tell them to move to Atlanta too.
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12-11-2008, 10:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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12-11-2008, 11:25 PM
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Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I do not avoid women...but I do deny them my essence. We can make assumptions all day, and you know what they say about assuming. It means you're a fucking moron.
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12-11-2008, 11:58 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out. 
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