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Old 10-20-2009, 02:21 PM   #21
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Ok...but do you place restrictions on pitchforks? Currently the risks concerning pitchforks have to do with Tort law. Do you propose that the state get involved?
Perhaps requiring that pitchforks only be used either outdoors or in hay lofts would be a reasonable restriction? As long as everyone knows the rules, it should be fine. An ad campaign would do the trick.

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In most states butcher knives are tightly regulated (must have license and bushy mustache).
The restrictions would need to be loosened somewhat. Perhaps to qualify you would need to possess two of the following qualifications?

- bushy moustache
- two or more large and chunky pieces of costume jewelry
- half-open shirt exposing hairy chest
- ability to swear in a language other than English, at a volume no less than 96dB as measured from a 45 degree angle, and distance of 3 metres

Of course being the parent or guardian of a nubile teenaged girl would also be a requirement.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:22 PM   #22
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Either way, this moron is going to go to jail. All because he got pissed that somebody was fucking his little girl.

It's not even his little girl, it's someone else's little girl.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:29 PM   #23
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Then don't bitch when people don't get your, how you say, "sense of humour".
You were calling me a misogynistic. I have a right to clarify myself when wrongly accused. Same as you would if someone pointed out that you are a complete bitch. I would expect you to clarify yourself as well.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:35 PM   #24
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You were calling me a misogynistic. I have a right to clarify myself when wrongly accused. Same as you would if someone pointed out that you are a complete bitch. I would expect you to clarify yourself as well.
Edit: I've seen a lot of misogynistic posts from you. Just calling a spade a spade.

I am a complete bitch. But only to mysoginistic pricks.

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Old 10-20-2009, 02:37 PM   #25
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Your general posts are mysoginistic in nature. You don't want to be labeled as such, but a large portion of your posts are like that. Just calling a spade a spade.

I am a complete bitch. But only to mysoginistic pricks.
Good thing I'm not Misogynistic then. At least I know how to spell it.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:38 PM   #26
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Good thing I'm not Misogynistic then. At least I know how to spell it.
Hahaha you got me there. I mispelled a word. Well, you really taught me a lesson.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:40 PM   #27
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You were calling me a misogynistic.
Nope. I said you had misogynistic (is that spelled correctly) views. I would have called you a misogynIST. Not a misogynistic.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:43 PM   #28
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Nope. I said you had misogynistic (is that spelled correctly) views. I would have called you a misogynIST. Not a misogynistic.
Well for your information I don't hate women. I have many female friends that don't feel the same way you do. How could I hate women? I love too much
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:44 PM   #29
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Well for your information I don't hate women. I have many female friends that don't feel the same way you do. How could I hate women? I love too much
Is it the same way you don't hate black people because you have many black friends and even let them use your washroom?

Now I'm just messing with ya.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:46 PM   #30
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FL. Not statutory


Edit: oh I guess 16 is statutory in FL. Age of consent is 18.
The age of consent is 18, but if the other person is under 23 (I believe) the age of consent drops to 16. Not statutory.
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