Post a Random FB Status From Your Friends

[RACER X]

Originally Posted by karl_1052

Troy: I am coming out of the closet.




Zlicius:What do you get an 11 year old boy for christmas?
Karl: Would a Realdoll be inappropriate?

[derf]

[Kaneman]

Nope, that last dude isn't gay at all.

[derf]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

Nope, that last dude isn't gay at all.

He's a low level writer for a popular sports TV network that does its own programs, totally gay

[pauldun170]

" If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start randomly dropping anvils from the sky onto your head. To change this option, go to Settings --> Blacksmith Settings --> Forge Tools, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Anvil.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see."

[pauldun170]

"This important info was sent by a friend: URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends. "

[t-homo]

Bredget "I have started my morning off really grumpy and I don't like it.... I am going to change Ms. Grumpy pants into Ms. Happy pants...LOL"

Dima "I'm Mr. No pants now. "

[marko138]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

" If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start randomly dropping anvils from the sky onto your head. To change this option, go to Settings --> Blacksmith Settings --> Forge Tools, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Anvil.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see."

Nice.

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

"This important info was sent by a friend: URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends. "

I'm using that one.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I'm using that one.

Here are her other ones

If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.

If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start forcing all your friends to post funny variations on the Google Indexing rumor that ran rampant yesterday. To change this option, go to Settings --> Gullible Friends --> Post Silly Parodies, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Duh.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and...