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Old 10-02-2011, 09:20 PM   #21
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Sometimes I put my penis in tanks.
I used to masturbate in mine constantly. Pays to be the driver and the only guy in the hull..
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:26 PM   #22
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Remind me not to buy a used tank from Dave.

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Old 10-02-2011, 09:33 PM   #23
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Just check under the seat for socks
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:42 PM   #24
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I threw it in as a trap :P
Yeah, he told me...

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Old 10-02-2011, 09:46 PM   #25
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Remind me not to buy any socks from Dave either.

In fact, no one should ever buy anything from Dave. Apparently he masturbates on everything.

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Old 10-03-2011, 12:39 PM   #26
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This thread I making me laugh.

Tanks a lot.
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